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★ Hemp-Derived THC Social Tonics ★

Make Any Day a Super Duper Tuesday.

Bright, sessionable, fruit-forward sparkling tonics infused with fast-acting hemp-derived Delta-9 THC. All the warm, easygoing lift of a sunny afternoon—with zero alcohol and zero hangover.

✓ 5mg & 10mg Hemp Δ9 Options ✓ 15–20 Min Fast Onset ✓ 100% Third-Party Lab Verified
Small-Batch Crafted • Real Fruit & Botanicals
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Small-Batch Infused Tonics

Meet the Super Duper Lineup

Fast-acting, Farm Bill-compliant hemp-derived Delta-9 THC beverages crafted with real fruit, botanicals, and zero next-day regrets. Click any flavor for full nutrition facts, dosing info, or its latest Certificate of Analysis.

5mg Δ9-THC + 5mg CBD
5mg HEMP Δ9
SUPER
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Sunburst Citrus Fizz

Sunburst Citrus Fizz

Sparkling Ruby Red Grapefruit,Meyer Lemon & Rosemary

Bright, zesty, and endlessly crushable. Crafted with real Texas ruby red grapefruit juice, a squeeze of Meyer lemon, and a subtle aromatic finish of garden rosemary.

25 CALORIES • 4g Organic Agave • ONSET: 15–20 Minutes
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5mg Δ9-THC + 5mg CBD
5mg HEMP Δ9
SUPER
DUPER
TUESDAY
Black Cherry Limeade

Black Cherry Limeade

Tart Montmorency Cherry & Key Lime Twist

A nostalgic soda-fountain classic reimagined for grown-up Tuesdays. Juicy dark cherry meets freshly pressed key lime in an effervescent, low-sugar tonic.

30 CALORIES • 5g Organic Cane Sugar • ONSET: 15–20 Minutes
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10mg Δ9-THC + 5mg CBG
10mg HEMP Δ9
SUPER
DUPER
TUESDAY
Golden Peach Porch Tea

Golden Peach Porch Tea

Sun-Brewed Black Tea, Georgia Peach & Wildflower Honey

Our higher-elevation 10mg flagship for seasoned sippers. Smooth, lightly sparkling sun-brewed black tea kissed with ripe orchard peach and a touch of wildflower honey.

30 CALORIES • 5g Wildflower Honey & Cane • ONSET: 15–25 Minutes
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How It Works

Easygoing by Design

Whether you're winding down after work or kicking off a backyard hang, Super Duper Tuesday is formulated for a predictable, clean, and sociable experience.

01 • Fast-Acting Nano Lift

15–20 Minute Onset

Unlike traditional edibles that take over an hour, our water-soluble nano-emulsion absorbs quickly so you feel a gentle, predictable lift at the pace of a normal drink.

02 • Dialed-In Ratios

5mg Social or 10mg Unwind

Start with half a 5mg can if you're new to THC tonics, enjoy a full 5mg balanced with CBD for easy conversation, or reach for our 10mg Porch Tea for deeper relaxation.

03 • Radical Transparency

Every Batch Tested

Every single run is tested by an ISO-accredited third-party lab for exact cannabinoid potency and screened against pesticides, heavy metals, microbials, and solvents.

Third-Party Lab Tested • ISO/IEC 17025 Accredited

Certificates of Analysis (COA)

Scanned the QR code on your can? Enter the Batch / Lot # stamped on the bottom of your can or select your flavor below to view and download the official third-party potency and full-panel safety report.

10mg Hemp Δ9

Golden Peach Porch Tea

Batch / Lot # SDT-2611-GP10
Delta-9 THC Result 9.94 mg Δ9-THC / 12 fl oz (0.0028% by wt)
Companion Cannabinoid 5.15 mg CBG / 12 fl oz
Test Date 2026-11-02
Accredited Lab ACS Laboratory (ISO/IEC 17025 Accredited)
✓ PASS — Heavy Metals, Pesticides, Microbials, Mycotoxins & Solvents
5mg Hemp Δ9

Black Cherry Limeade

Batch / Lot # SDT-2611-BC01
Delta-9 THC Result 4.98 mg Δ9-THC / 12 fl oz (0.0014% by wt)
Companion Cannabinoid 5.06 mg CBD / 12 fl oz
Test Date 2026-10-30
Accredited Lab ACS Laboratory (ISO/IEC 17025 Accredited)
✓ PASS — Heavy Metals, Pesticides, Microbials, Mycotoxins & Solvents
5mg Hemp Δ9

Sunburst Citrus Fizz

Batch / Lot # SDT-2609-CF00
Delta-9 THC Result 4.92 mg Δ9-THC / 12 fl oz (0.0014% by wt)
Companion Cannabinoid 5.01 mg CBD / 12 fl oz
Test Date 2026-09-14
Accredited Lab ACS Laboratory (ISO/IEC 17025 Accredited)
✓ PASS — Heavy Metals, Pesticides, Microbials, Mycotoxins & Solvents
5mg Hemp Δ9

Sunburst Citrus Fizz

Batch / Lot # SDT-2611-CF01
Delta-9 THC Result 5.04 mg Δ9-THC / 12 fl oz (0.0014% by wt)
Companion Cannabinoid 5.12 mg CBD / 12 fl oz
Test Date 2026-10-28
Accredited Lab ACS Laboratory (ISO/IEC 17025 Accredited)
✓ PASS — Heavy Metals, Pesticides, Microbials, Mycotoxins & Solvents